Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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