This girl is more easily done than said...
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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