suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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