After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
