I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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