and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
