But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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