Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
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What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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