I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Randomize
