I must be too annoying 4 u.
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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