Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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