The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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