So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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