Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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