Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
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I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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