P.S. I can't hear my feet
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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