"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
