Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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