problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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