well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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