I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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