does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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