Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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