Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
this will be a night to untag.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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