i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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