she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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