need another drink. this is the easiest way
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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