Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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