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i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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