I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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