ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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