You work out of a Hotel?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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