Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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