So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.