White coat. Heels.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.