fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.