This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
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My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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