After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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