i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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