Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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