the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
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My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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