Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize