i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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