just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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