The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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