If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.