the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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