You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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