so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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