I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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