He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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