just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
