Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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