I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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