I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
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he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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