i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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