i barfeds in our rink
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Please don't give away my fajitas
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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